Question by PittsburghFTW: Really? Why would a guy that makes nine mil a year do this?
PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.
“The only Canadian I know is Sidney Crosby.”
http://stylepointsblog.com/2009/05/canadian-male-wanted-in-connection-with-bank-robbery-sidney-crosby-only-known-suspect/
Oh, ha. Now I feel dumb ?
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Answer by Penguins = Greatness
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TOO funny.
hahahahahaha
Sidney Crosby and Bryan Adams mentioned in one article..Seems right to me.
i hope you did this to be funny…otherwise…oh boy ha
Funny joke…
Joe B: I’m sorry I couldn’t tell you this sooner I’m on vacation, yes I remember Lindros sucks…I actually chanted it a few times. And don’t call me a Crosby bunny again I’m not and I never was, never will be.
I live in the city where it happened! Should I be afraid of him while hes on the run?!?!?
Excuse me mister/madame, but have you ever been dropped on your head as a child because thinking that that article is made up of facts makes me think so. Do you really think that people don’t know where Detroit is, what the Stanley Cup Playoffs are, that $ 1000 Canadian is actually 2.64 American currency when in fact it is approximately $ 910 American. You sir/madame, have the makings of a f****** retard. Holy shit, how can you be so damn stupid……………Yeah, I know, I’m as smooth as piss on a plate.